Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.