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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.