Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.