Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.