Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.