Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.