Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.