Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..