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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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They turn off their Xbox.

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A Game of Thrones.

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Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.