Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans?

Juan on Juan.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "