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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time