What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.