What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.