What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.