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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.