What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.