Washington Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do you call Kim Jong-Un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader