Washington Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

President Jokes More President Jokes

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".