There were no jokes in the Post.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
The Moo York Times
In his sleevies.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
No Drought.**
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
1 US Leader.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Marriage.. you wanna?
Coughin'
Ampnbsp Yellow.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
Leeches and scream.
Reelection.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
