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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!