There were no jokes in the Post.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
They both say insert Bill here
