There were no jokes in the Post.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
A dead bird.
On the side of his head.
A warehouse
Because he can't make 3's
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
Me: You mean after I die, right
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
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