Washington Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

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Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet