There were no jokes in the Post.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
High
Double jointed
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
With an icy-stare!
The newspaper.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
A newspaper.
