What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.