What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse