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What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.