What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.