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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Rearrange Jokes More Rearrange Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture