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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Rearrange Jokes More Rearrange Jokes

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room