What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club