What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.