April Sale - 20% Off

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Previous Random Joke Next
Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy