What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!