What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.