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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.