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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.