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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium