What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium