What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.