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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium