What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.