What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.