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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days