What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....