Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.