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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges