Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)