Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)