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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull