Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Because he was born in a barn.
That's not my stile.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Who sews in a barn
Hold a bingo!!
Get off.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
An eggroll!
He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
All the cows have horns
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
That's amorehay!
No, a fence.
You should Bill Gates.
By the ears
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
They're both manicures
Dad.
Neigh-boars.
A cluster cluck.
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
Mascarpone
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A one night stand with Jesus
Slip not.
It slipped a disk.
