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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Detention Jokes More Detention Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"