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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt