Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt