Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt