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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed