Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!