Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed