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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!