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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.