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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.