How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment