How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.