How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment