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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday