An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
A good start.
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Because they all live in kansas.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
Put him on fire.
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Because they are set in the future.
Tsar Wars
When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
