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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.