What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks