What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.