What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!