What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty