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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?

Jail-O

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.