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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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The tiny little buns

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.