What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

What is teen pop?

Jared's favorite music genre.