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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.