What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

Because he can't lace them.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.