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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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What did the computer say?

Too weak.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk