What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!