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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!