How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem