How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.