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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.