Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Well let me tell you...
Google. Google docs.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
They trash talk.
By 'elephone!
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
Sting operation, of course!
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
