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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.