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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.