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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.