The Dark Knightrogen
He joins AARP
Because he had two Drumsticks.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Get in the car
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
He had served his sentence.
Netflix and chill.