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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.