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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.