How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".