Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!