Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.