Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.