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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.