How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".