Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Your fence.
So they won't run out of time
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
They've both got ice on the inside.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".