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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".