How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions, but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".