How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.