What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!