What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!