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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food