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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.