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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!