What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!