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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!