What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.