How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!