How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!