How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!