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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Hide Seek Jokes More Hide Seek Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.