One.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
In the I.C.U.
Nobody will look for them.
Ready or not, hair I comb!