A wind tunnel.
Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
The real joke is always in the comments!
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.
By the ears.
A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe