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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.