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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.