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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!