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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.