What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!