What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.