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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs