Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.