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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor