Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED