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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick