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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.