Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.