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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.