Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.