What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par