What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who?

Buddyfingers!