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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.