What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par