What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."