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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.