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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.