What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup