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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup