What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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How was my soup?

Souperb.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.