What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup