When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

Quack

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!