When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.