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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.