When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.