What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.