What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.