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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.