What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Burr-burr

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.