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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Automobile Jokes More Automobile Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.