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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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