What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

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What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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