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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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