What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.