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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll