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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?