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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

A Fartender

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.