What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt