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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.