What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.