What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars