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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"