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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars