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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars