What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical