How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!