What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.