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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.