What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!