Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili