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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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