What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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