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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.