What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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