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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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Dishonor Jokes More Dishonor Jokes

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.