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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright