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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham