What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.