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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names